um do i look cross eyed

also sometimes my cat does this thing where he kneads something and stares me directly in the eyes as he does it

i just looked over at my cat kneading my pillow pet and he gave me a very nasty look. why am i getting the uncomfortable feeling that i have interrupted something
unamused bc this motherfucker won’t let a bitch eat a fudgesicle in peace
my cat has insisted on fitting himself into a box he is much too large for. here he is licking his toes. (look at my cat look how cute my cat is don’t you care about my cat doesn’t everybody find my cat as adorable as i do)
i was about to leave my house when all of a sudden
um guys i did a bad thing to my cat today
need 4 garf
good purchase or best purchase? also featured: my cat rubbing his face on my tit over there on the left
someoneyouprobablyhate: Mow (Taken with instagram)
nevver: Cat Fancy good so garfield can never leave me

my cat has a facebook and has 75 friends

and like more than 60 tagged pictures

i bet he’s better at facebook than some irl people you know

what the fuck is he doing
me: omg garf is giving me the worst look i wish you could see
mo: oh i know that look dont worry your cat hates me