reasons summer rules

NIGHT SWIMMING
bbqs
cutoffs
bEAAAAAACH
swimming counts as showering (fight me)
24/7 drunkness is more socially appropriate
sleeping forever
warm weather
getting TAaAAAN
constant hangouts with the bros
everyone’s more naked
excellent fruit is in season
rolling around in the grass
rolling around in the sand
almost drowning in them BFWs (big fuckin waves HEY)
wet hair + dress + flip flops = only 5 mins to get ready for any occasion
BATS COME OUT TO PLAY and sometimes swoop near your head etc
bonfires
weenie roasts B)
smores
burning shit
you smell like burning wood MMMM
no classes
have i mentioned the never-ending hangouts
ice cream trucks are exciting ok even if i don’t ever buy anything
counting mosquito bites
comparing sunburn
saving frogs and snakes from chlorine death in the pool
getting into cars with an internal temp of 80000000 degrees after you get out of the water and youre cold
DRIVING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN
shorts & nice smooth legs
freckles
lightning bugs
cicadas
picnics
kickball
sun showers
that excellent feeling when you shower the salt and sand off you after a beach day
when you go to sleep so fucking tired from playing in the sun
when you lay in bed and still feel like the ocean is rocking you