March 2012
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at night i have dreams of the early 2000’s when it can be all lizzie mcguire
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hamiltonbeachblender:
fuck they pushed the egg into the muffler
i was like “oh just pick it up and tilt it so the egg rolls ou- oh yeah its a car”
razorlike:
davidstrider
imagine tribute deaths in the hunger games being represented by mmm whatcha say instead of cannon shots
wincestismorecanonthanyourlife:
if i’ve ever been rude to you or made you feel bad i just want you to know you deserved it
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oh my god
someoneyouprobablyhate:
moira just called me
but she wouldn’t answer when I said hello
all I heard was the motto by drake playing
I can’t tell if this was a butt dial or intentional
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someoneyouprobablyhate asked: ◕‿‿◕ ◕‿‿◕ ◕‿‿◕ ◕‿‿◕
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reasons summer rules
NIGHT SWIMMING
bbqs
cutoffs
bEAAAAAACH
swimming counts as showering (fight me)
24/7 drunkness is more socially appropriate
sleeping forever
warm weather
getting TAaAAAN
constant hangouts with the bros
everyone’s more naked
excellent fruit is in season
rolling around in the grass
rolling around in the sand
almost drowning in them BFWs (big fuckin waves HEY)
wet hair + dress +...
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letsgetvirtual:
“You can’t get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.”
- Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
robotverve:
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and...
“It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at...”
– Ernest Hemingway, “The Sun Also Rises” (via ryanvoid)
“Don’t you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you’re not...”
– Richard Cohn in Ernest Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises (via theeternalancient)