so i got a new phone today and it has siri and i’m having her call me “princess” but she sounds all condescending about it
update: “beyonce” sounds a lot better
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
if we’re in a mutual follow even if we don’t talk just know that i love you and think you’re a total babe (◡‿◡✿)

Model Jada Sezer Models 1+ UK
Pant’s Linda Cobbina
Hair Emma Hellier
Makeup Chantelle Iesha James
Photographer Velvet d’Amour

Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”
kinky?
what witchcraft is this?
thanks for putting up with me yALLLL!
DEEPLY DISTURBED
Is this overdone yet?
BASICALLY THE MOVIE
#not pictured: uhura handing the flower and her earrings off to bones #and then helping spock
and then bones handing the earrings and flower to scotty and joining in and scotty saying “I LIKE THIS SHIP! YOU’RE ALL SO SUPPORTIVE”
did u guys know that i care a lot about the new star trek movies
W H A T
why is this happening to me ;__;